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Dead Putting? |
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Friday, 31 August 2007 |
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
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Murphy's Laws |
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Thursday, 30 August 2007 |
MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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Resume Writing Anyone? |
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Thursday, 30 August 2007 |
These are from actual resumes:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I
can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
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Sunday, 26 August 2007 |
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After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the
greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing
for his most ambitious project ever when he unexpectedly dies and
is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate.
"So sorry about your untimely death," he tells the
director. "But God himself has called you home. You see, God
wants you to direct a movie for Him."
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